Finally the Catholic Church has figured out the cause of all of its problems. For those of you who missed the recent coverage, the answer was obvious all along. The problems with pervert priests and cover-ups by the administrators, who run the church, were right under our noses.
It was the Nuns. They’re to blame for all of the church’s problems. Like 50,000 battered women, the Nuns just wouldn’t listen. The church had to pay $144 million in claims last year, which would never have happened, if the women in the habits would have just shut up.
The Holy See says these women have been spending too much time on “issues of social injustice” when “they should be speaking out against contraception and homosexuality.” They should also stop talking about “radical feminist themes.”
It’s hard to imagine that an institution, that has brought so much pain and suffering to mankind, should blame these devoted people. It’s impossible for me to stomach.
I was recently in South America where the church’s influence has brought poverty and ignorance by encouraging the proliferation of population. Our world is running out of resources, and if we want our planet to be habitable for our grandchildren, we have got to limit population growth.
The Catholic Church’s position on contraception is so wrong headed as to be laughable. At least the Nuns aren’t allowed to have children, although the next thing you know they’ll be texting the Pope for permission.
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